have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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