Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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