your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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