Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
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That's how twitter works, right?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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