Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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