Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He? As in you personified your dick?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
