I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
