My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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