found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Bring me that man meat
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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