Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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