I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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