no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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