she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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