You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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