ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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