hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
