He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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