i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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