Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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