Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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