Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
FUCK WHALES
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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