After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
