lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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