And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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