Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
40s are totally the cure
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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