A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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