i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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