please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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