Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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