We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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