Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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