And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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