Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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