is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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