I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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