I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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