we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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