is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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