Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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