Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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