My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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