girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
