like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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