Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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