fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
im about as happy as oj after his trial
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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