I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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