You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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