Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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