In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
