It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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