called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
