Having a random hookup so left but love u
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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