do herpes really smell.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I party with great urgency now.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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